every boss intro in bayonetta
boss: *recites the entirety of the king james bible*
bayo: cor blimey, me fuck
its a shame dnd has been taken over by “i roll to seduce“ theater kids when rpgs SHOULD be all about acting like this guy
this guy sounds how wearing a wizard shirt feels
this is the only dude allowed to play dnd
Not to offer advice nobody asked for but fixing ur sleep schedule is life changing
Things that actually work if u try at them:
- Drinking water
- No longer making self deprecating jokes
- Making sure to take time out of the day to relax and take a breather
- Lighting candles
- Counting ur breaths in and out if ur having a panic attack
- Getting up and trying to do one thing even if u can’t do everything maybe brushing ur teeth but not having the energy to shower
so I was playing overwatch today and one of the first things I noticed was a decided increase in people playing soldier 76 (at least in EU quickplay). after a bit of banter between my own and several enemy teams, a few 76 players came out and told me directly that they were playing him or had decided to main/start playing him because they were gay. it was actually really sweet. a lot of guys were very humble and it felt to me that they were coming out for the first time. there was so much love going around and support, so many people being genuinely happy, and it made me so so proud to see that in-game. especially in something so dominated by cishet “”dudebro”” gamers.
today has been a learning experience for me. please don’t tell me that representation isn’t important. soldier 76 is a fantastic step forward and many young, gay men in particular now have someone they can look up to as the face of a huge gaming franchise who Also Happens To Be Gay. i’m just so happy to see the fruits of this in person - to see LGBT+ people genuinely holding on and looking up to someone they can relate to. it means something. keep believing in progress - we really are getting there.
Physically I’m here but spiritually I’m lying in a Waffle House parking lot somewhere in rural Kentucky, slowly bleeding out from several stab wounds
They broke him. They broke that baby’s spirit. 😢
What’s sad about this is the government isn’t taking into account what these families go through!It might’ve only been 2 months but he is physically disengaged with his dad,does not know what is happening,why it’s happening, and he’ll be stuck with those feelings/memories forever!
Shits so fucked man. That poor baby. I’m literally sick.
when men in a film describe a woman as “feisty” for putting up a fight:
when men in a film say “watch out, kitty’s got claws” or any other nausea-inducing variation when a woman puts up a fight:
when men in a film act surprised or mock a woman in any way when she shows a capacity for violence:
Y’all feisty kitty cats got claws