hammerhai:

Not all men are

daeneryus:

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

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I literally made my first friend at college by sitting next to her and telling her I chose to do so because she had cool hair and smelt nice

vanillish:

boy: *bends over*

me:

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genderbitch:

what the fuck did i just read

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hoppenbrouwers:

Notre-Dame Paris 3D on Flickr.
Notre Dame paris anaglyph

hoppenbrouwers:

Notre-Dame Paris 3D on Flickr.

Notre Dame paris anaglyph

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wwolfparty:

when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person

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