I was playing Opulence on the way to the artrave yesterday and I was like “Brooke Candy is nowhere near as rich as she makes herself sound in this” and my friend was like “She’s not. I know her. She lives in a shitty apartment in West Hollywood that she shares with like 4 other people.”
I hope someday to transcend to a level of satisfaction in my life to which I no longer require tumblr in my life
- if i was a doctor
- hot guy: i sprained my wrist
- me: okay take off your underwear
at a horror movie
- bf: are you scared?
- me: in this economy who wouldn't be